Before the Trolls run free

I am not a Nazi in the sense of ye old Nazi Germany. I am a Nazi Nerd, a Nerd who is passionate about tech. I possess no racist qualities it's not in my nature. The nearest I get is geek chik rage. Just because you wear a pair of fucking glasses with no lenses does not mean you're intelligent, it makes you look like a fectard. And if you step up to me I'll shove your fucking iphone up your arse and hammer it in with your fecking 80's retro trainers. Just because I'm a nerd doesn't mean I can't start some shit.

Thursday 3 March 2011

Greatest product in the history of retarded products

http://www.blinknow.co.uk/index.php?act=viewDoc&docId=11

Yes that's right,  a product that reminds you to blink.  I forget all the time.  One eye turned black one time and fell out. I remember something in the past that works similar,  it's called fucking common sense.  Jesus, joseph, buddha, and the holy fucking ghost who really creates these.  It's like that dildo one time featured in the mail supplement as a "Face Massager".  Yeah that women bought 2, thats why the old coot had a smile on her face.

Computer Vision Syndrome ... is that where you see everything in 8 bit vision ... reminds me of that blind guy on the news last night ... check this out ....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7919645.stm

see for some people it's a problem and some an aspiration ... suppose it's like anal sex in a way

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