So a friend asked a simple question about selling his MacBook pro in light of purchasing a Windows 7 based machine. Now you all know my view on Apple products. However the simple point is (as if you've read my previous posts) that the hardware is very good on apple machines on a whole. So how do you proceed. Well obviously theres no point in trading in for about £500 and having to splash out £800 on a similar based machine. So why not just purchase an OEM copy of Windows 7, about £80, and dual boot his system giving not only the cheapest option but also the most logical one.
Cue the fecking retards. As always with technology most people have an opinion. Let me point out. YOU CERTAINLY FUCKING DO NOT.
Just because you have been duped into purchasing "Product A" does not mean that "Product A" is the highlight of fecking technology. Can I point out that "Product A" is probably something they've had sat on the shelf for the past 2 years trying to offload on some idiotic customer. That idiot was you.
Let me explain that I advise hundreds of customers a week. Our stores try and keep as less in stock as possible due to the fact that tech moves so fast that even keeping it on your shelf for 2 weeks is the difference between making £5 on "Product A" or losing £20 on "Product A" ... your "Product A" is most likely what I would call "Product R" ... "R" standing for "Retard" .... you purchased it ... for whatever reason ... it does not make it "THE FUCKING BE ALL AND END ALL OF FUCKING CURRENT AND FUCKING FUTURE TECH IN THE WORLD" ...
At the end of the day tech moves fast .... and keeping up is half the fucking battle ... just because you purchased something 6 months ago does not mean its "Cutting Edge" ,,, it means it was "FUCKING CUTTING EDGE 18 MONTHS AGO" ...
Think of it like a kebab shop ... you know that time you ended up with the shits ... cos they were trying to get that week old meat out of the door ... well what was coming out yer arse that Sunday morning... is whats coming out of your mouth at this moment in time ... IT .... the only job where everyone's a fucking expert ... I need a labotimy ... but NO ONES A FUCKING EXPERT ON THAT ON FACEBOOK ARE THEY...
STFU ... and keep yer mouth shut ... just because you bought it ... doesn't make you a fucking demi god on tech ... it usually means you are easily lead by sales people and advertising .... no wonder it makes me enraged ... apparently everyone can do my fucking job ....
For the people who are actually concerned I would advise the following websites and related forums
www.tomshardware.com
www.oc3d.com
www.whathifi.com
for the rest who don't spend in excess of 20 hours reading current forums and reviews, and changed a stick of RAM once 6 years ago ... Shut the fuck up ... your just proving the human race is actually defeating the evolutionary process ... name me one species that protects the fucking mongs of its class ... thats right ... none ... so go back to watching Jezza ... and ask a proper expert ... "Well my mate Steve, who knows PC'S" IS NOT A FUCKING VALID RESPONSE ...
Peace Bitches ....
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